I know it’s
World AIDS Day and everything, but I’ve got some more trivial bones to pick. First,
conkers: yes, I know the season is over, but I’m gonna harp on it anyway. Ask any Brit what conkers is and I guarantee they’ll act all astonished and say something like, “you’ve never played conkers before?” or “you don’t have conkers in America?” Go ahead, try it. But don’t ask somebody who knows too much about the U.S. of A. I can’t decide whether that’s adorable or annoying. Second: 0203, which is a new London area code as of July 2005 (and, in fact,
our area code). Except that nobody over here knows about it. Never mind that this is the 4th time in 14 years that London area codes have
actually been changed. Things over here aren’t
supposed to change. So I am wrong. Always. Every time. That number on my email signature? Wrong. When I have to fill in my phone number on various forms? Wrong. When I tell somebody to call me on 0203 bla bla bla? Wrong. “I’m sorry,” they say, “but don’t you mean 020
7?” That is definitely not adorable, it’s
just annoying. BTW, this post brought to you by
whinging.